They don’t make ‘em like me no more.
Matter fact, they never made ‘em like me before.
I’m rare like Mr. Clean with hair.
No brake lights on my career.
I never had lice, and I never had fear.
I rap like I done died and gone to heaven, I swear.

joshuaraysmith: hazelweatherfield
My dad before he was a dilf.
He also wore flannel before it was cool.
Amy Poehler: A teenage girl recently found a twenty pound brick of marijuana while cleaning up a Pennsylvania beach. And here’s the awesome part of the story: I’ve adopted her!